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Unlikely Hero of the Week – John Barrowman

It’s been a while since I whipped out an Unlikely Hero of the Week, but seeing as I’ve been watching a lot of Doctor Who lately I had to bring out John Barrowman.

John Barrowman isn’t really an unlikely hero.  In fact, he’s possibly the most likely hero I can think of.  He’s sizzling hot, naughty as all get-out, and in his persona as Captain Jack Harkness in Doctor Who and Torchwood he saves the world from the scum of the universe.  Several times.

I think “several times” is the cheeky phrase which probably sums up John Barrowman best.  Because if ever in the history of the universe there was a gay guy that I wanted to sleep with more, I have yet to find him.

Yes, John Barrowman is gay.  He’s not just gay, he’s GAY!!!!  And by that I mean happy.  One of the things that appeals to me the most about John is that he always seems to be having a good time.  True, his life is a little charmed, but he loves what he’s got.  That’s something we could all learn from.

And that’s exactly why he’s such a hero to me.  In a world that still isn’t quite ready for that much diversity, John Barrowman isn’t just out and proud, he’s out and proud and it’s not an issue.  Because he’s also a fantastic actor, a brilliant singer (he made me like “Copacabana”), and possibly one of the hottest guys I’ve ever seen.

And he can rock some serious suspenders!

Or no suspenders.  Just sayin’.

Now for those who are intrigued but have no idea what I’m talking about, that’s probably because the bulk of the work that John Barrowman has done is British.  He has starred in a heck of a lot of West End musicals before and after his stint as Captain Jack Harkness.  But Americans might be interested to know that John was considered for the role of Will in Will and Grace.  He didn’t get the role because he was seen as too straight.  Oh the irony!

So seriously, if you’ve never seen this fantastic man in anything, you need to go out and watch some Doctor Who, or better yet, Torchwood, to find out what you’re missing.  Here’s a teaser to get you started:

 

Great Romances – Tristan and Isolde

Ah!  You’ve got to love a centuries old love story, celebrated throughout the ages, a legend remade as an opera and a film, and enduring love story … that isn’t really a love story.

The story of Tristan and Isolde was one of the epic stories of the Middle Ages.  It was retold time and again with countless variations and outcomes.  It endured for centuries.  But for whatever reason it isn’t really talked about much today.  Sure, there was a pretty cool film made about it a couple of years ago starring James Franco and Sophia Myles, but other than that you don’t hear much about it these days.

It’s a crying shame.  Because it’s a good story.  And depending on which variation you hear it actually isn’t much of a love story at all.  Which is why it’s so cool.

Here is my favorite version of the tale.

Tristan was a great Cornish knight.  He fought in the service of King Mark, his surrogate father.  In some versions Mark is his uncle.  Tristan goes to Ireland, fights an epic battle, and kills Morholt.  Morholt just happens to be Isolde’s fiancé.  As a prize Tristan snatches up Isolde, intent on bringing her back to King Mark as his bride.

Isolde hates Tristan.  I mean, she seriously, seriously hates him.  He killed her fiancé, after all.  Isolde is also a powerful healer, capable of making amazing potions.  On the boat ride back to Cornwall she concocts a deadly poison, intent on killing Tristan.  But her nurse swaps out the deadly poison with a powerful love potion.  Bot Tristan and Isolde drink the potion (Isolde was feeling a little suicidal after the death of her fiancé).  And BOOM!  They fall in love.

(In some versions Isolde makes the love potion so that she will fall in love with her intended, King Mark, but she and Tristan drink it instead.)

So these two people who just can’t stand one another are suddenly magically hot for each other.  Tristan delivers Isolde to King Mark.  Isolde and King Mark get married.  Isolde actually likes King Mark.  He’s a nice guy.  But because of the dratted love potion she continues to burn for Tristan, and Tristan for Isolde.

They can’t help themselves.  The love potion forces them to seek each other out as lovers.  It takes some serious conniving, but they meet in the forest and proceed to have wild monkey sex all day … until King Mark (or his henchmen in some versions) find them.

Well, Tristan and Isolde manage to use trickery to escape adultery charges, but King Mark is heartbroken.  Especially since the forced lovers keep meeting up and getting caught.  Finally, really pissed off, King Mark decides to hang Tristan and burn Isolde at the stake.  But Tristan miraculously escapes and saves Isolde.

At least that’s one version.

In another version Tristan is so ashamed after he is caught with Isolde that he leaves and goes to France … and marries someone else named Isolde who looks exactly like the first Isolde.  Many years later, when Tristan is mortally wounded in battle, he knows that the only one who can save him is the real Isolde, because she’s an amazing healer.  He sends for her, but his wife Isolde number two is jealous and makes him believe she isn’t coming.  He dies in despair, and when Isolde arrives and finds Tristan dead she dies of a broken heart.

Of course, another version of the story is that the love potion only lasts for three years.  Then it wears off.  Personally, I think this version has the best potential of them all.  Imagine hating someone so much that you would try to poison them to death, drinking a love potion instead that caused the two of you to have wild monkey sex, then having it suddenly wear off one day years later.  Personally, I think that version could be awesome.

So yeah, I think it’s time we bring this classic story in all of its various glories out in public again.  It’s as good as any modern melodrama.

Does anybody have any other versions of the story that they’ve heard?

How to Write a Love Scene

Love scenes are the staple of romance novels.  At some point your characters are going to get down and dirty.  Unless you’re writing Inspirational or sweet romance.  Personally, I love a good love scene and I really enjoy writing them.  I know a lot of people who don’t though.  In fact, a couple of years ago I attended a workshop on how to write sex scenes and I was surprised at how many fellow participants absolutely hated it.

So here is a bit of advice from my own pen and from that workshop to help those who are squeamish about the process and direct those who’s minds are willing but pens are lagging behind.

The thing I’ve come to realize about writing love scenes is that it’s hard to judge the timing of them in one pass.  Why?  Because there’s a weird time warp between the amount of time it takes to A) have sex, B) imagine having sex, C) write a love scene, and D) read a love scene.  Love scenes are definitely not one-draft prospects.

Not a lot of "safe" pics I can use for this post

Having sex is long and repetitive – if you’re doing it right. ;)   Describing every detail would be incredibly boring.  Conceptualizing a sex scene, for me at least, involves a lot of zoning out, staring at my computer screen as I imagine exactly how I want the scene to unfold physically (what moves my characters have) and how I want to convey the emotion behind the action.  Because ultimately in a Romance novel it’s the emotion behind the action that is most important (unless you’re writing erotica, which I don’t).

Actually typing the words takes another big chunk of time as I try to figure out how to make mundane but essential things, like the removing of clothes, take place realistically without being boring.  Trust me, all that touching and kissing and description of where these actions are taking place and how it feels can be deadly dull if you’re just describing it.

Not to mention figuring out what words to use for body parts.  Because as we all know there are technically correct terms, vernacular terms, and vulgar terms, and depending on the character involved you want to use different words … without repeating the same word over and over.  I’ve discovered more recently that my heroes use different words when I’m writing a love scene from their point of view than my heroines do.  In fact, my latest heroine is downright coy about how she describes things in the confines of her own mind, even thou she’s turned out to be a bit of a nympho with her husband.  The point is that the words should fit with the character.

And just in case you were wondering what words to use, I found this brilliant, hilarious, and useful site, Glossary of Sexual and Scatological Euphemisms that has more terms than you ever needed to know listed.  Warning though, it’s not PG.

Okay.  So finally, once you’ve spent what feels like an hour writing a love scene and getting everything just right … it’s too short.  The first draft is always too short.  Because you’ve always spent too much time thinking about it.

So then you go back and fill in the blanks (no pun intended).  This is where you can really get into the head of the characters.  Ask yourself these questions:  How is the point-of-view character feeling?  Do they have expectations?  Are they anticipating anything?  Are there external distractions or influences?  What does this mean in terms of the relationship?  What kind of touch feels good?  What kind of touch feels REALLY good?

As you’re writing it you might think it sounds stupid to harp on each little touch and sigh and motion so much.  But the end product will read faster than you think it will and it will have a lot more impact.  The more detail you can throw in there the hotter it will be.

Because ultimately the whole point of a love scene in a novel is intimacy – the intimacy that the reader feels towards the characters.  You, the reader, want to feel yourself in the character’s skin, experiencing the emotions they’re experiencing.  Otherwise you don’t need a sex scene at all.

I would like to point out one last thing before letting you run off to daydream about your characters doing the horizontal hokey-pokey….

Know your audience!  There are levels of hotness out there.  This chart from All About Romance.com is my favorite because it lists example authors that fall into the different categories.  I personally think I fall into the “Hot” category.  Readers, you also need to know what you’re getting yourself in for when you pick up a Romance novel.  It isn’t fair to fault the author for being too spicy for your tastes when you have the wrong expectations.  This is why I personally think there should be a ratings system printed on Romance novels, but that’s a debate for another day.

The Naked Daniel Radcliffe Picture Story

It’s Fun Friday, and since work continues to be stressful this month I thought I would take a moment to tell one of my favorite stories of the workplace.  That and I just told it to someone live and in person, so it’s on my mind.

So at the job I worked before the one I have now I had a really good friend, Kyle.  Kyle used to drop by my cube to hang out now and then.  Possibly because his desk was tucked way the heck back in the corner where no one ever went.  Anyhow, we used to have some terrific conversations about things.  He’s a fun, deep, interesting guy.

Kyle is gay, which was fantastic because we had the same taste in men.  He also loved my cousin Jake, which was really what got the original conversation going.  What conversation?  The conversation about how we shared a love of Daniel Radcliffe.

This, of course, was back in the day when the lovely Mr. Radcliffe was still mostly Harry Potter.  But I recall there was a lot of speculation between Kyle and I that he would someday break out of the HP mold and become a big star.  We always knew he had it in him.

Then came Equus.

Now, I don’t know if any of you remember the hype that surrounded Daniel Radcliffe doing that play. (The fact that as I wrote that sentence I accidentally typed the word “dong” instead of “doing” says it all).  The promotional pics that were being released leading up to the opening were a steady progression of less and less clothed Daniels looking very grown-up indeed.  It was such a tease of a campaign.  But it did the job.  All that people could talk about was that Harry Potter was going to get naked on stage!

Kyle and I knew there was going to be a Naked Daniel Radcliffe Picture.  The people marketing Equus had even announced the date it would be released.  I looked forward to it with about as much maturity as a school kid who had been told there was a hole in the wall in the boy’s locker room but who had to wait until after class to take a peek.  Yep.  That was me.

And then the day came.

Kyle bounced into my cube with his ever-present coffee cup and said, “Did you see it?” with a glimmer in his eyes.

“No! I haven’t had a chance to yet!” I replied with giddy disappointment.  “And I’m NOT looking at it from my work computer!”

“Okay, but you have to see it,” he teased and walked away.

Sure enough, that night I went looking for the Naked Daniel Radcliffe Picture.  It wasn’t that hard to find.  I did an image search for “Daniel Radcliffe” and my computer screen was instantly flooded with naked.  I giggled.  I blushed.  I looked at the picture at full size, took a good look, and then closed the window while laughing like the doofus that I knew I was.

I saw Daniel Radcliffe naked!

The next day I went in to work and waited for the inevitability of Kyle showing up at my cube.  Sure enough, before ten minutes had passed he was there.

“So did you see it?” he asked.

“Yes!” I replied with a giggle, blushing furiously.

“Well?  What did you think?”

“I don’t know,” I said.  “I don’t have much basis for comparison.  What do you think?”

And then Kyle uttered a phrase which will forever stick in my memory:  “Well, length is average, but there’s some considerable girth there.”

I died.  I must have turned about eight shades of red and laughed myself under my desk.  I mean, seriously!  What a silly thing for two people to spend time discussing over their morning coffee at work.  And I swear we weren’t being pervvy at all!  No really!

See, we all have a unique relationship with the people we work with.  Those relationships exist somewhere in a fuzzy gray area of friendship.  Too many work-buddy relationships are situational and limited.  Or maybe that’s just the way things are.  But just because you don’t see someone outside of business hours and just because that friendship stops when you move on doesn’t mean that people don’t play a hugely important role in your life.

That job was a really tough work environment.  I mean, I worked customer service and spent all day being yelled at on the phone by disgruntled customers.  Kyle was my sunshine and my breath of fresh air.  So what if we bonded over a naked picture of Daniel Radcliffe?  It wasn’t about the girth at all.  At least not for me.  It was about silly shared interests and finding joy in little things.  Or average things at least.

Kyle once said something else over lunch one time that I have carried close to my heart all these years.  I asked him why it was that the gay men that I had known were always the nicest, sweetest, most wonderful people I’d met.  He paused and corrected me to state that they were either the nicest or the craziest, most awful people you could meet.  Why?  Because when you realize at such a young age that you are so profoundly different from what society considers normal or acceptable it forces you to do a lot of painful introspection.  The effect of that introspection is either to develop a greater compassion for the people around you or to go completely crazy.

Those words have always stuck with me to the core.  I may be straight, but I also knew from a very early age that I was profoundly different from what everyone around me growing up considered acceptable.  And Kyle was right, that does cause a lot of introspection.  I can only hope that I have used those reflections to become a warmer, more compassionate person, like Kyle.

So when I see this picture I don’t see something salacious or tawdry or provocative at all.  When I see this picture I am reminded of the simple joys for friendship.  I’m reminded of a goofy inside joke that brightened my day five or so years ago and continues to make me smile even today.  And yes, Kyle, whenever I see Naked Daniel Radcliffe I think of you, my friend.  And I always will.

[P.S.  Anyone tempted to leave a comment informing the the picture is a fake, please don't bother.  That's not the point of the story.]

Meet the Fabulous Delilah Marvelle

Folks, today I’d like to introduce you to one of my new favorite Historical Romance novelists, the delightful Delilah Marvelle.

Delilah is a fresh, fun voice in the historical romance world.  Her books, The Gallantry Series (Mistress of Pleasure and Lord of Pleasure) and The Scandal Series (Prelude to a Scandal, Once Upon a Scandal, and The Perfect Scandal) are lively reads that I find particularly interesting because they are set around 1830, a time that few romance novels explore.  Her latest novel, Forever and a Day, which comes out today, is set in the New York City of 1830, piquing my curiosity even more.

I had the pleasure recently of asking Delilah a few questions about history and about the world of publishing….

What drew you to write stories set in the 1830s? What sets that era apart for you?

The early 1830′s to me is the colliding of two worlds I love without having to pick. It’s not quite Regency but not quite Victorian. What sets this era apart for me is that there is still the lingering romanticism of the Regency era without the stuffiness of the Victorians but that the world was giving way to newer and bigger things, both in social, political as well as all the industry advances.

Do you have any favorite historical figures or stories from that time period?

My favorite historical figure of that era would have to be Countess of Lovelace, the only legitimate daughter of Lord Byron. She was absolutely a figure to look up to, brilliant and dove into the world of mathematics, which for a woman of those times, was astounding. In 1829, when the measles paralyzed her, she didn’t give up hope on herself or her education. By 1831, she was walking on crutches, determined to live her life. She is referred to by historians as the first computer programmer given she was working on Babbage’s machine which mimicked certain facets of what we now call a computer.

If given the chance, would you want to travel back in time and visit the era of your novels’ setting? What would you most be interested in experiencing back then?

Hell yes! I would LOVE to have a chance to travel back into my time period (as long as I’d be given a chance to get back, lol). I would just roam the city of London and New York City itself, recording what life was really like. From the food to the people, both lower class and upper class. History gets clouded and muddled, no matter how well documented, to I would love to see everything from the glittering ballrooms to the dark alleys (as long as I made it out alive). I would have loved to have met real courtesans of the day and asked them a billion questions about their profession.

What time period other than what you’re writing in right now would you be interested in setting a novel?

I would say the other era that interests me would be the Roman era and Greek era. It’s not something we get a chance to see on the shelves as way of romance, but the world fascinates me.

What was your journey to publication like?

My journey toward publication was a long one. It took me 11 years to get published, and throughout those 11 years, I received over 200 rejections and wrote over 40 books. I will say that the long journey is what prepared me for the real thing. If I had sold the first book I had ever written, I don’t think I would have made it in this industry. It’s a tough industry with a lot of demands set upon the author. We are expected to be the creative force AND the salesperson. Don’t know how that happened, given a publisher’s role is to sell the book, but I think the explosion of the internet had a lot to do with it. The sole advice I’ll give to any writer looking to get published through New York is this: The writing habits you set up for yourself while trying to get published are the ones you will carry with you into your career and it can make or break you. So pay attention to ensuring that you keep yourself on deadlines and are always progressing and moving forward, even though no one knows your writing exists. It will prepare you for a bigger journey: that of being published and meeting your biggest critics: your readers.

Did you find it hard to sell the idea of writing an novel set in New York in the 1830s (since it seems Regency and London are almost essentials for a “mainstream” historical romance these days)?

As far as the era goes, no, it wasn’t a difficult sale. Mostly because it’s still considered Regency by publishing standards (given Queen Victoria didn’t take the throne until 1837). And I write prior to 1837, and actually closer to 1830 itself. But I will say, I try to keep my world not just in England but to balance it with other countries and customs from around the world. After all, London wasn’t the only fascinating city of its time. Publishers always do emphasize London because that is what sells, but then again, in my opinion, it’s only selling well because that’s mainly what is being put out and that is mainly what is being pushed.

What do you think of the changes taking place in the publishing industry these days and the growing prominence of eBooks and self-publishing?

I think there’s always a good side and a bad side with anything that changes the industry. But I will say this, this is GREAT THING. Why? Because it’s putting the power back into the hands of authors. For the longest time, authors have been at the mercy of publishers and the publishers are the ones that called the shots. Now the shots are in the hands of the readers themselves. The readers are deciding what should and shouldn’t be popular as opposed to what the publisher thinks will and won’t be popular. A writer can set their own deadline, devise their own cover and promote it in the way they see fit. We’re expected to promote anyway, so this is but one more step of putting the control back into the hands of the writer. Of course, the down side to self-publication is that there is no hands on editor to help the manuscript be the best that it can be. Of course you can hire one, but finding a good one can be tricky.

 

Intrigued?  How could you not be!  And you’re in luck.  Delilah has generously offered a signed copy of her latest, Forever and a Day, to one lucky reader.  All you need to do is leave a comment below between now and midnight on Friday to be entered.  I’ll pull a winning name out of my Kleenex box on Saturday morning and post the winner here.

In the meantime, be sure to check out Forever and a Day, as well as the lead-in novella Forever Mine (which I loved, btw).  For more from Delilah Marvelle, including some really cool book trailers, please visit her website here.

Thanks Delilah!