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Great Romances – Jeeves and Wooster

When two people meet and magic happens, when the world will never be the same because two souls have come into contact with one another, when you see two people together and just know that they will be forever entwined in life, that is a Great Romance.

And sometimes it’s a Great Bromance.

Bertie Wooster and his valet Jeeves are such a Bromance.  You can’t imagine one without the other.  Actually, I’m not sure that Bertie would survive without Jeeves.  Jeeves keeps him out of trouble.  …  Okay, well, Jeeves doesn’t exactly keep Bertie entirely out of trouble, but he sure does know how to limit the damage.  And Bertie … well, Bertie gives Jeeves something to keep busy with.

For those of you who have no idea who I’m talking about, you’re missing out!  Bertie Wooster and his indomitable manservant Jeeves are the creation of 20th century writer P.G. Wodehouse.  If you’ve never read any Wodehouse, stop what you’re doing and fix that problem!  Wodehouse is one of the most talented humor writers ever.  He creates ridiculous worlds of British refinement and fills them with a variety of hilarious characters, high and low.  His prose is so light and easy to digest that you might forget you’re reading a master at his finest.

 

And boy is he funny!

Bertie Wooster is a harebrained, clueless aristocrat who spends the majority of his time coming up with ideas that land him in all sorts of outlandish scrapes.  He doesn’t have much of a profession besides dodging in and out of the whims of his aunts and either trying to win or escape from a variety of young women.  He’s more or less everything the British aristocracy of the early 20th century didn’t want to admit that they were.  Think Downton Abbey on laughing gas.

Jeeves is Bertie’s much cleverer valet.  Along with having the most magnificent cure for a hangover known to man, he is handy with a good idea and rescues Bertie just about every time he turns around.  And yet he does it in such a delightfully long-suffering way.

I don’t even want to think about what Bertie’s life would be like without Jeeves.  He’d probably end up getting his head stuck up a chimney somewhere while trying to hide a family heirloom or something like that.  That much is obvious.

But I personally think that Jeeves wouldn’t know what to do with himself if not for Bertie’s antics.  In spite of his stoic demeanor, I’m pretty sure that Jeeves needs a lot more adventure in his life than your average stuffy aristocrat could provide.  He’s got to be amused by Bertie on some level.  And in spite of an occasional threat to leave Bertie’s service in the numerous books and short stories written about the pair, he never does.

And that’s what makes the perfect couple.  The symbiosis between these two is the stuff of legend.  You just can’t imagine one without the other.

For those who are fans of the TV show House, you’ve got to go out and watch some of the episodes of Jeeves and Wooster, the serialized TV version of some of Wodehouse’s stories that was produced in the 1990s.  The series stars none other than Hugh Laurie in a superbly comic turn, and another favorite actor of mine, Stephen Fry.  Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry have been friends since King Kong was a monkey and that chemistry definitely translates to the small screen.  The characters as Wodehouse wrote them are hysterical.  The performances of Laurie and Fry absolutely do those characters justice.

Writing Templates

For as long as I can remember I’ve always modeled the characters in my stories after particular actors or actresses that struck my fancy.  Sometimes an entire story would suggest itself to me when I watched a given performance of my favorite actors.  Not exactly a retelling of the thing I saw them in, but a variation.

Quilting: The Ultimate Template

For some reason a little voice at the back of my head has always considered this cheating.  Are you really creating an original character if you’re modeling them off of somebody else?

Imagine my surprise the other week when I finished reading Eloisa James’ novella Winning the Wallflower and there in her notes after the story she mentioned that some of her characters in this latest series were based off of House and Forest Gump!  Wait a minute, maybe I’m not the only person who does this.

In fact, I already knew that I wasn’t.  Last year while attending a writing workshop taught by Jenni Holbrook she mentioned that she uses what she called “templates” to create her characters.

I love this idea of templates.  Templates exist everywhere, from Word documents to architecture to fashion design.  All sorts of industries start with one thing and make it into something else.  I’ve always worried that there is a sort of plagiarism in the way I have become enamored of a character and then taken them out of their original setting and made them into something else.

Take, for example, the character Danny in my Grace’s Moon sci-fi series.  I’m not gonna lie.  That character started out as Ben Linus from Lost.  Yes, creepy Ben Linus.  But I love Ben.  I loved Ben from the moment he first appeared on the screen.  Probably because Michael Emerson is an amazing actor and as someone with a master’s degree in theater I know acting and I appreciate it when I see someone who does it well.

But those of you who watched Lost know that Ben was a nasty little man, manipulating things behind the scenes, ruthless in his pursuit of what he wanted, dedicated to The Island, and at the same time tragic in everything that life had thrown his way.  There is no way that character is ever going to be considered a hero.  But as I said, I love him and I wanted him to get his moment in the sun.

I wanted it so badly that I created Danny.

Now Danny is not Ben.  There are some fundamental differences in everything they stand for and the way they act on it.  But the essence of what spawned Danny began in Ben Linus.  That’s what a template means to me.  I saw something I liked in a package I found attractive and morphed it into a whole new character.

I did the same thing with Crispin from my novel The Loyal Heart.  Crispin started off as Richard Armitage.  I saw a couple of episodes of the BBC Robin Hood TV series he was in and spun it out in my imagination in an entirely different way.  Throw in about four other versions of the Robin Hood legend and the actual history of the time period and voila!  An entire Medieval trilogy.  But it all started because I think Richard Armitage is the sexiest man on the planet.

I think people do this with more than just characters.  We’ve all heard that old saying that there are no original stories.  So in essence every story out there is based off of a template.  In Romance these days there seems to be a trend of basing stories off of fairy tales.  And why not?  There is very little difference between a fairy tale and a romance novel.  Girl meets boy, obstacle gets in the way, girl marries boy.  It’s a template.

I do like to use celebrities and other well-known people (and a few people I know in real life) as my character templates though.  It’s fun to throw together really odd pairings.  I think I mentioned before in a post about Character Pics that the aforementioned Michael Emerson has been the template for more heroes in my novels than any other man (with Richard Armitage a close second – now how’s that for two entirely different men!).  Well, in my very soon to be published novel Our Little Secrets Michael Emerson is indeed the template for the character Michael.  And as you can see, I am not at all subtle about it.  And guess who the template for my heroine is?  Zooey Deschanel.  Now seriously.  Who in their right mind would ever think of putting those two together in a romantic situation?  That would be me.

So who else here uses templates for their characters?  And who do you use?  I’m dying to know which celebs out there are getting the most action in the imaginations of the writers of the world.

Unlikely Hero of the Week – John Barrowman

It’s been a while since I whipped out an Unlikely Hero of the Week, but seeing as I’ve been watching a lot of Doctor Who lately I had to bring out John Barrowman.

John Barrowman isn’t really an unlikely hero.  In fact, he’s possibly the most likely hero I can think of.  He’s sizzling hot, naughty as all get-out, and in his persona as Captain Jack Harkness in Doctor Who and Torchwood he saves the world from the scum of the universe.  Several times.

I think “several times” is the cheeky phrase which probably sums up John Barrowman best.  Because if ever in the history of the universe there was a gay guy that I wanted to sleep with more, I have yet to find him.

Yes, John Barrowman is gay.  He’s not just gay, he’s GAY!!!!  And by that I mean happy.  One of the things that appeals to me the most about John is that he always seems to be having a good time.  True, his life is a little charmed, but he loves what he’s got.  That’s something we could all learn from.

And that’s exactly why he’s such a hero to me.  In a world that still isn’t quite ready for that much diversity, John Barrowman isn’t just out and proud, he’s out and proud and it’s not an issue.  Because he’s also a fantastic actor, a brilliant singer (he made me like “Copacabana”), and possibly one of the hottest guys I’ve ever seen.

And he can rock some serious suspenders!

Or no suspenders.  Just sayin’.

Now for those who are intrigued but have no idea what I’m talking about, that’s probably because the bulk of the work that John Barrowman has done is British.  He has starred in a heck of a lot of West End musicals before and after his stint as Captain Jack Harkness.  But Americans might be interested to know that John was considered for the role of Will in Will and Grace.  He didn’t get the role because he was seen as too straight.  Oh the irony!

So seriously, if you’ve never seen this fantastic man in anything, you need to go out and watch some Doctor Who, or better yet, Torchwood, to find out what you’re missing.  Here’s a teaser to get you started:

 

Great Romances – The Doctor and Rose Tyler

I’ve been meaning to start a blog series about great romances in literature and on screen for a while.  I’ve also been watching a lot of Doctor Who lately.  So of course these two things were bound to collide eventually.

What makes a great romance?  Attraction, emotion, a dash of conflict, a pinch of the unexpected?  Love against all odds.

The Doctor and Rose Tyler have all of these things.

You don’t have to be a lifelong Doctor Who fan to appreciate this fantastic pairing (whether it’s the Ninth Doctor or the Tenth Doctor).  But for those who have no idea who I’m talking about, here’s a little background….

The Doctor is a Time Lord.  The Time Lords were an alien race that could travel through time and space.  The Doctor travels in his ship, the TARDIS, which is shaped like a blue 1950s police box.  He finds companions here and there and they travel with him for a while on various amazing adventures.  But these aren’t romantic relationships, mind you.  Just adventure-y relationships.

The Ninth Doctor and Rose

For a lot of reasons that I don’t entirely understand because I’ve only watched the new series and not the one that aired from the 1960s through the late 1980s, The Doctor is the last surviving Time Lord.  There was a war between the Time Lords and the Daleks, a really vicious race of salt-shakers, and apparently in order to end the war The Doctor had to kill everyone.  But he survived.

Enter Rose.

The first season of the new Doctor Who (in which The Doctor is played by Christopher Eccelston) begins with an emotionally torn Doctor picking up Rose in London during an alien infiltration.  She helps him defeat the bad aliens and then goes off with him across time and the universe.

And of course they fall in love.

The Tenth Doctor and Rose

But here’s the thing.  They just can’t bring themselves to admit that they are in love or to say anything about love to each other.  Oh sure, they hint around the edges, they flirt, they kick alien butt and save the universe.  Rose even stands by The Doctor when he nearly dies but regenerates into a new form (the Tenth Doctor, played by David Tennant).

They continue on and the sexual tension grows.  Because WOW, to David Tennant and Billie Piper (who plays Rose) have some amazing on-screen chemistry!  They get so close, so very, very close to admitting their feelings for each other ….

And then it’s too late.  Fate and an alternative universe tear them apart forever.  …

And then she was gone

Or maybe not.

I don’t want to get too spoilery, but the finale episode arc of season four includes, in my humble opinion, one of the most brilliantly written “outs” of an impossible storyline and a doomed romance that I have ever, ever seen.  Russell T. Davies, the writer of the show, is a genius.  That’s all I have to say about that.

What makes The Doctor and Rose such an amazing romantic couple is the pure emotion of their unrequited love.  It’s not that they’re being held apart by some external force.  They are holding themselves apart from each other.  Because as The Doctor explains to a past companion, Sarah Jane Smith, in the season two episode “School Reunion”, he, The Doctor, is hundreds of years old and will continue to live for hundreds and hundreds of years, but his companions grow old and die.  For The Doctor to admit his love for Rose he also has to accept the inevitable heartbreak of losing her.  And Rose knows she can’t hold him if he doesn’t want to be held.

Oh the pathos!  Even if you’re not a sci-fi fan, the intensity of this romance will keep you watching.

The Doctor and Rose.  Great Romance in the most unexpected of places.

Yes, I cried buckets while watching this scene! In a sci-fi tv show!

Absolute Boyfriend

Last year I had this idea that I wanted to read some manga.  You know, Japanese comic books.  So of course I asked my resident Japanese comic book expert friend Julie if she could recommend anything.  Julie got a smiley look on her face, and the next day she brought me the first couple of books in a series called Absolute Boyfriend.

Absolute Boyfriend, in a nutshell, is a manga series about a high school age girl who, after clicking around online one day, accidentally orders herself an Absolute Boyfriend.  It’s a sort of supernatural doll sort of thing.  He’s drop-dead gorgeous, arrives at her house naked in a shipping box, and when she activates him by kissing him he imprints on her and falls totally and completely in love with her.  His primary motivation is to make her the happiest girl in the world … and to have sex with her.  Because that’s what he’s programmed to do.

The heroine is freaked the heck out by the whole thing, but does sort of think he’s cute.  She’s just a schoolgirl though and has to figure out how to balance her “relationship” with this Absolute Boyfriend and the cute guy who lives next door.

Ladies, this is an AWESOME idea!  We need to figure out how to develop the technology to make some Absolute Boyfriends.  They’re the gift that keeps on giving.  They’re the perfect accessory to every outfit.  They go great with dinner.  And they do housework and yard work without complaining!  Better still, they WANT to do housework.  Need someone to cook for you?  Absolute Boyfriend is on it.  Need that spider squished?  Absolute Boyfriend is already there with his shoe off.  Want someone to sit on the couch with you and cuddle while you watch a sad chick-flick?  Absolute Boyfriend.

Okay, so yeah, there was some of that drama in the manga series with the snarky girl that tried to steal him away from her.  He did start to malfunction after a while.  And yeah, he cost a million dollars, and when the girl didn’t have a million dollars she did sort of have to sign away her soul to the company that manufactured him.  But that’s all beside the point!

You can design your Absolute Boyfriend to look like whoever you want him to look like.  Me, I’m going with Richard Armitage all the way.  Absolute Boyfriend absorbs information through books, tv, and the internet so fast that he pretty much knows everything all the time.  You could have an intelligent conversation with him about anything and he wouldn’t turn it into a conversation about sports or video games.  Unless you wanted him to.

Best of all, Absolute Boyfriend is designed to be completely fabulous in bed.  That’s at least half of his purpose.  He is custom-programed to curl your toes and align your chakras.  He will sent you to heights of pleasure that mere mortals can barely dream of.  And, well, yes, the young heroine in the book was a bit exhausted with trying to evade his ever-ready amorous embraces.  She was just a teen-ager, after all.  And I suppose even the most stalwart adult woman needs to sleep now and then.  But when sleep is the last thing on your mind … Absolute Boyfriend.

So yeah, I think Japan has the right idea.  Oh!  And I’m sure as a romance novelist I would find one super useful for *cough* research purposes!  And at only a million dollars I’m sure it’s a steal!  Sign me up for an Absolute Boyfriend.