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Medieval Monday – Reasons Why the 14th Century Sucked, Part One

If anyone ever gives you a chance to go back in time to any time period anywhere, do not, I repeat DO NOT go back to 14th century Europe!  Europe in the 14th century was a total disaster.  I talked about the Black Death in last week’s Medieval Monday post, but that was just a drop in the bucket of the crappiness of the 14th century.

Actually, things weren’t that bad at the dawn of the century.  In fact, they were pretty good.  The 12th and 13th centuries in Europe were fantastic places to be.  But some of the things that made life so good going into the 14th century were what eventually brought on its downfall.

Let’s talk about peasants again, shall we?  Anyone who has been reading my Medieval Monday posts knows that I am an advocate for the peasantry.  As the 14th century dawned life was as good for the common man as it had been in hundreds of years.  Economic prosperity meant that there was a lot of upward mobility amongst the lower classes.  Some peasants were wealthy.  They could go into trades or become freeman farmers.  And in many cases the tradition of paying cash to the local lord instead of giving free labor as the feudal system of earlier years prescribed had become ingrained.  And that’s very important to remember for next week!

Meanwhile, the nobility was also prospering.  They had a lot of money and a lot of children.  The noble lifestyle had always involved a lot of expensive pomp and circumstance and as incomes rose so did lavishness.  And you can’t put too fine a point on the huge population growth of rich and poor entering into this wild century.

And then BOOM!  The bottom fell out.  Years of famine brought on by a climate shift and agrarian technology that couldn’t keep up with the increased population weakened Europe.  Then the Black Death swept in and killed a staggering amount of people.  Those that were left over were depressed and prone towards extremes of one kind of another.  And maybe that would have sucked enough on its own, but three things made life all that much more sucky.  The suck can be broken down into the demise of everything that made the three pillars of Medieval Society - the nobility, the peasantry, and the Church – what they were.

This week, the nobility…

The Hundred Years War:

Here’s what went down.  Did anyone see Braveheart? *raises hand*  Remember the French princess Isabella who supposedly ended up pregnant by William Wallace?  That never happened, by the way.  William Wallace was dead before Isabella ever stepped foot in England.  But she was the daughter of the great French king Philip the Fair.  Isabella’s brother, Charles IV of France, died childless.  Meanwhile, back in England, Isabella’s lover, Mortimer, and his baron buddies had deposed and killed her gay husband, Edward II (I tell you, the stories of the English monarchy are better than fiction any day) and Isabella and Mortimer were ruling England as regents until Edward III came of age.  When the French barons noticed this little drama they kind of freaked and quickly passed a law that said no women nor her sons could ever inherit the throne of France ever, ever, ever!  So if you ever wondered why there was never a Queen of France when there were plenty of Queens of England, blame Isabella.

Pissed off about this, Edward III, who kind of really was the legitimate heir to the French throne if women counted, gathered an army and decided to kick some French ass to get the throne he thought he deserved.  And so, intermittently from 1337 to 1453, France and England were at war.

Of course, there’s a little more to it than that.  There’s also an economic angle having to do with the textile industry, the Middle Ages’ biggest cash cow.  Flemish cloth manufacturers were loyal to the French but dependent on English wool for their livelihood.  So when the Edward III laid claim to the French throne the Flemish merchants supported him.  This sent the all-important textile industry into a panic.  War was needed to settle the issue so that life could get back to normal.

Needless to say, the war caused problems.  First, it was expensive.  On the English side, for example, it was expensive to the tune of about five million pounds.  In Medieval currency that’s … a whole freakin’ lot.  The English started out winning the war.  This meant that as they fought they captured cities and territories and pillaged them and brought the spoils home.  English noble households were outfitted with pilfered French goods for the whole middle to late half of the 14th century.  But the spoils of war didn’t off-set the costs of the fight.  And while military victories are great, paying for them isn’t.  The nobles of England, and indeed the entire country, went slowly bankrupt.  Since most of the fighting happened in France, in addition to the everyday costs of war, entire regions were being wiped out due to the fighting, including the farmland that supported the nation.

The “flower of knighthood” on both sides was slaughtered.  This era is known as the last gasp of Medieval Chivalry.  Sure, it was great to get your armor on, go out and fight the enemy, but military technology was improving.  The English longbow could mow down a field of French soldiers in minutes.  Armor meant that if you fell you couldn’t get up.  A lot of knights drown in mud on the battlefield.  In some cases swarms of French peasants brutalized and defeated squadrons of English knights.  This was also the introduction of a new form of war weaponry known as the cannon.  And while gunpowder-based weaponry was anything but accurate, it was loud and destructive.  It caused mass panic and confusion on the battlefield.  Basically, a lot of men died.  Which left a lot of women in positions of authority that they wouldn’t have been in otherwise, arguably a good thing.

In fact, it was a woman, Joan of Arc, who ended the war.

Joan of Arc was a teenage French peasant.  Her family was one of the ones who had prospered so much and done so well during previous decades and centuries that they were considered well-off.  They were also a religious family.  When Joan began to hear voices telling her to go convince the Dauphin to stop at nothing to be crowned King of France, naturally she went and found the Dauphin and delivered her message.  The miracle in a way is that she actually managed to make her way to an audience with Charles and that he actually listened to her.  And then she went on to lead an army at the age of 17 with no experience.

What the heck, you ask?  How did something like that ever happen?

It happened because France was desperate for a hero(ine).  France spent most of the Hundred Years War losing.  French land was devastated.  Lingering Black Death Blues didn’t help the situation.  Nor did the papal situation (which I’ll go into in much, much more detail in a week or two).  So when this charismatic teenager came along promising French glory, people believed her.  People followed her.  It’s amazing what people as a nation can do when they’re in a funk and one charismatic person comes along.  At the risk of making a night-and-day sort of analogy, just look at Germany after World War I.  The country had been brought so low that all it took was one tiny spark in the form of a charismatic leader to change the course of its history.  Early 15th century France: Joan of Arc, Early 20th century Germany: Adolf Hitler.  ‘Nuff said.

Anyhow, France rallied and won the war.  Ahem, they “won” the war.  Because while the English were kicked out and pushed back across the Channel, both sides had lost a ton of money and men.

But there were some startlingly good results from this Hundred Year Mess.  Medieval nations really weren’t nations.  Regionalism was rampant.  All across Europe the system of Feudalism had divided lands into manors, fiefs, and kingdoms which were loosely clumped together in allegiance to kings and emperors.  You can see it in what is now Germany with all the little kingdoms that made up the Holy Roman Empire and surrounding territories.  They didn’t unify until well into the “modern” era.  England was a more rural society, but they were also an island.  France was more like Germany, split into dozens of smaller kingdoms with regional customs, dialects, and currencies, many of which didn’t get along.  But the Hundred Years War gave France a sense of FRANCE.  Joan of Arc fought for and spoke about a unified France.  This was the beginning of a nationalism that would propel both England and France into being the key players in later years.

But there were two other things going on simultaneous to this mega-war.  Next week I’ll fill you in on the massive social shifts involving the ever-blurring line between noble and peasant that signaled the end of the Middle Ages….

Medieval Monday – Bring Out Your Dead!

There’s a reason why the Black Death is one of the most well-known events of Medieval History.  It could be ranked in the top ten world-changing events in all of History.  In five short years between 1348 – 1352 life as we knew it changed radically.  The Black Death killed an estimated 30-60% of Europe’s population, over 100 million people.  In five years.  Damn.

I could tell you that the Black Death was actually two strains of plague, bubonic and pneumonic, and that depending on which kind you had you would either develop huge bloody, pussy cysts in your groin and armpits that would spread over your body, cause fever and vomiting blood or cause coughing, fever, and destroys your lungs.  But that’s gross.  I could tell you that the plague originated in China and spread west along the Silk Road and over sea and that it was carried by fleas that lived on rats that were aboard the ships.  I could tell you that it came to Europe through Sicily and Genoa, and when people wised up and turned away ships from the east a ship docked in Marseille and unleashed the plague there.

But that’s not the interesting part.

First of all, what the heck?  How on earth could one disease be so virulent that it would decimate an entire continent?  Well, you have to understand what was going on in the 14th century to understand that.

Basically, the 14th century was crappy.  I’m going to write an entire other Medieval Monday post about just how crappy it was, probably next week, but in a nutshell, the prosperity of the High Middle Ages kind of kicked everyone in the nards.  The population of Europe exploded in the beginning of the 14th century.  Women were having an average of 5 children.  And while, as I mentioned before, the nobility could cart their kids off to the Church as oblates and not have to worry about the problems of inheritance anymore, society in general still had to worry about feeding them.  Then the economy collapsed.  Then there was a massive climate change (possibly caused by a gigantic volcano that exploded in Java and filled the Earth’s atmosphere with so much ash and sulfur that it lowered the overall temperature of the planet by 3-5 degrees!).  Medieval agricultural methods couldn’t keep up with production demands.  So there was a famine.  And guess what… malnourished people have crappy immune systems.

So what really happened was a Worst Case Scenario of epic proportions.  A vicious disease arrived in Europe just as the population was at its weakest point in hundreds of years.  What happened next was a veritable bloodbath.

Back to those statistics.  Things were bad or worse depending on where you lived.  In the epicenter of the epidemic, Italy, Southern France, and Spain, 75-80% of the population died.  In Northern France and areas further away from the Medditerranean it was closer to 45-50% that died.  And in Germany and England it was more like 20%.  However, the plague never really disappeared in England, which endured recurring outbreaks until another massive outbreak in 1665&6.  All those deaths happened within a four year time period.

Four years!  Think about that.  In the time it takes to complete an average college degree up to 80% of your classmates would have died.

With one strange exception.  Poland.  The number of cases of the plague in Poland was almost nil.  The same goes for a few other cities here and there.  Why?  Nobody knows really.  One theory is that Poland was isolated enough in the sense that it was just not important enough for many people to go there.  Another is as crazy as a speculation that maybe they had more cats there to kill the rats that hosted the fleas.  I like that theory myself.  And I also think it would make for a fantastic time-travel novel.

Anyhow, think of how the death of so many so fast would have effected everything in your life.  First, there’s a good chance most of your family would have died.  If you were a noble this might throw the whole question of inheritance into chaos.  Remember how you had too many children and gave a bunch of them to the church?  Well suddenly all your heirs are dead and no one knows what will happen to your land.  Interestingly enough, it was at this time that inheritance law was changed so that daughters couldn’t inherit.  Because what would happen if all of your sons died?  Your land would pass into the hands of your daughter’s husband’s family who might as well be complete strangers.  Even if you did manage to keep your holdings in the family, who’s going to work the land?  Most of your labor force died as well.

Of course for those lucky enough to escape the Black Death this was a Golden Ticket.  Laborers could suddenly charge huge fees to work.  Mobility amongst the peasantry was especially high.  Anyone who could provide any service or practice any craft was so in demand that they could make fortunes doing what they’d always done.  There was also more geographical mobility.  On the one hand, some people moved to escape the plague, but others moved because people were paying more for labor.

But with all this sense of transience and the inevitable death dawned one of the most depressing psychological eras of European History.  There was an overwhelming feeling that you couldn’t escape Death.  It was coming for you and it would wipe out everything and everyone that you loved.  So what do you do about it?  Well, a lot of drastically different things.

On the one hand, for some odd reason a lot of people blamed the Jews for the plague.  Jewish towns and settlements across Europe were wiped out.  Tens of thousands of Jews were murdered long before the plague could get them.

On another hand, people went hedonistic.  Because, hey, if you’re going to die tomorrow, why not eat as much as you want, drink as much as you want, and have as much sex as you want today?  Orgies became very popular and sexual variety, for lack of a better way to put it, was at an all-time high.

And on yet another hand, extreme religious orders became popular.  Like the flagellants.  Because what better way to atone for the obvious sin of the world that God is punishing with a catastrophic plague than by whipping yourself ‘til you bled?

The world was a mess.  Art and literature reflects that.  And no one had any hope that it would get better any time soon.  So what is the clear solution when life has gone down a certain creek without a certain implement?  What’s the best thing to do when an average 50% of the population has died horribly?  Why, start a war that lasts for a hundred years, of course.  But more about that later.

And so, I leave you with this highly educational video about the Black Death:

Medieval Monday – How to Siege a Castle

So.  You’re a Medieval warlord and you want to crush your neighbors like little Medieval bugs.  Don’t worry, you’re not alone.  There were plenty of men (and a few women) just like you in the Middle Ages.  Everywhere you turned in the Middle Ages someone was trying to take over someone else’s land, whether at home or abroad.  So what is the best way to crush your enemies into submission?

Siege their castles.

Siege warfare was one of the most common military tactics in the Middle Ages, and well into the Early Modern Age too.  As I discussed two weeks ago, castles were build tough.  They often had several layers of walls and moats.  So how does an invading army get around those sorts of defenses?  You don’t.  You make life as miserable to the people inside the castle as possible and wait for them to break and come out.

The first step in sieging a castle is surrounding it and blocking all the exits.  This is the easy part.  If you have enough men you can simply show up and plant yourself where you are.  Oh, sure, you’re going to have to deal with the inhabitants of the castle firing arrows at you, throwing stones, pouring boiling oil over the walls, and hurling things that are on fire at you, but you’ve got shields and shelters and things to ward that off.  And besides, you’re going to be hurling the same arrows, rocks, and things that are on fire right back over the castle walls.

This is why it’s important for you to have things that can hurl things with speed, accuracy, and force.  Catapults were great for this sort of work.  They hurl like a frat-boy at a party.  Okay, well maybe not exactly.  They were good for chucking stuff over walls, be that big-ass stones, fire-bombs, or plague-riddled bodies (I’ll get to that in a minute).  Catapults were a siege essential.  But if you wanted a little more accuracy and force to your attacks then you needed a trebuchet.  Trebuchet had the advantage of being able to fling objects further and harder than your average catapult, plus they were surprisingly accurate and could hit the same target over and over.

Another class of weapon that you needed to have were your battering rams.  Sometimes you just don’t want to wait for the enemy to cave so you have to help them along.  Battering rams did just what the name implies.  The rammed into things with the intention of crushing them.  A battering ram could be as simple as a log wielded by a dozen men to a complicated contraption with housing to protect the men from having boiling oil poured on them that had a sharp metal cap to cut into wooden doors or walls.

But if you wanted a little more finesse to your attack you could always try tunneling under the castle walls.  Groups of men called sappers who specialized in fast digging would work during the night or behind the cover of a movable palisade or fire-proof hut.  Tunneling, or “mining” as it was sometimes called, could have two purposes.  First, you could dig your way up to the castle wall and hollow out an area under the wall.  Then you could set the tunnel on fire.  This would collapse the tunnel and hopefully a large section of the castle wall with it, clearing the way for your army to march in.  Or you could tunnel all the way into the castle courtyard and pop up for a surprise attack with your army.

Tunneling had its drawbacks though.  Once your men were in the tunnel, if the enemy poured boiling oil over them or hurled things that were on fire or even water into the tunnel or collapsed it somehow you’d lose a lot of men in one pop.  The inhabitants of the castle could also generally tell that you were tunneling.  Containers of water would be set around the edges of the wall and if they were vibrating more than they should chances were someone was tunneling underneath you.

If you happen to be the one being sieged there were a lot of things you could do to resist.  First of all, even though the iPhone wouldn’t be invented for a thousand years or so, people usually had word when a sieging army was on the way.  They could stockpile as many supplies as possible within the castle and send runners to find help from neighbors.  Once the siege started it could last for months or even years if there were enough supplies.  Sure, it was depressing to watch your comrades-in-arms get picked off one by one by sharpshooters, and constantly having to put out fires and rebuild walls was no fun.  Neither was it any fun to run out of supplies and start to starve and be forced to eat rats and dogs and who knows what else.  But if you could hold out long enough there was a chance that a friendly army would come to your aid.

Of course then there was the problem of biological warfare.  Perhaps one of the most successful instances of biological warfare ever was the result of a Medieval siege.  It wasn’t uncommon whilst sieging an enemy castle to hurl diseased animals or body parts over the walls into a trapped castle.  When the Mongol hoards were invading the city of Kaffa in the Crimea in 1346 they had the brilliant idea of hurling the dead bodies of plague victims over the walls.  Well, it worked.  It worked so well that this strain of bubonic plague spread … and spread and spread and spread.  It became known as the Black Death and killed an estimated 30% – 60% of the population of Europe.  Ouch.  But more about that next week.

The Age of Siege began to diminish as the weapons used to attack improved.  And by that I mean gunpowder.  With the introduction of gunpowder from China and the invention of cannons in particular the relative thickness of defenses mattered less and less.  If you could blow your enemy to smithereens in a couple of days there was no need to siege anyone’s castle or town for months or even years on end.  Maybe this was a good thing.  Maybe it just made warfare that much more awful.